lampghost: dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro
Why are all these comebacks asking so many...
SHINee: Why so serious?
4Minute: What's your name?
b1a4: What's going on?
me: I DON'T KNOW
chillaxemurderer: sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of Supernatural and maybe rearrange my room
ikeapunx: *needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*
trillow: it’s a bird. it’s a plane. it’s a bird
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world.
The only people you need in your life are those who need you in theirs.– Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow...– W. B. Yeats (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
crabparty: my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
20%: don't fit
50%: too ugly
10%: worn it too many times